Chocolate Eye Drop
while squatting over a ho, or being on top of a ho during 69, and she is in the act of sucking on your nuts, you position your -sshole directly between her eyes and fart.
this ho was sucking and nibbling my boys and decided to bite down hard so i gave her a chocolate eye drop.
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