chocolate hostages
poo thats just dying to get out.
i know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but i have to release these chocolate hostages!
an unwilling t-rd; the reluctant p-ssage of feces.
a piece of sh-t.
billy can’t come to the phone. he’s negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.
a phrase used when u need to take a sh-t:
other phrases: touching cloth, turtles head, take the kids to the pool.
man i really need to release a chocolate hostage
another term for poo
“…i’ll just have to and release some chocolate hostages”
another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.
“jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks”
feces, cr-p, poo, excrement
time to go release the chocolate hostage.
can be otherwise defined as :-
– touching cloth
– mr. turtle’s head popping out of the
back door
– really needing a poo poo
“i released my hostage before the deadline. it’s now coming out of the top of my jeans”.
“i’ve gotta go, i’ve got a chocolate hostage”
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