Daffodil

the opposite of a wh-r-. a girl who is always good and never does anything bad and never gets in trouble. they always act like angels and get good grades. daffodils dislikes boys (or girls) who do bad things or get in trouble. she can be hot or ugly.
“you see kevin’s new girlfriend?”
“yeah man, she’s a daffodil”
synonym for doctor death march, a.k.a. modafinil.
p-ss those daffodils or i’ll p-ss out at the wheel. there’s still 200 miles until we get to burning man.
the sweet smell of a stripper’s -ss/p-ssy area. this aroma is usually mixed in with a slight hint of crusty old dollar bills, but normally the sweeter scent is the dominant bouquet.
“jenna” leaned over to an adjacent customer, so i leaned in and took a hefty whiff of the sweet daffodils only millimeters from my nose; i then proceded to the vip room with her and received three song’s worth of dry humping and c-ckteasing.
a daffodil is a man with a v-g-n-. being a daffodil is similar to being a pansy, but the case of the daffodil is much more severe. daffodils should be avoided at all costs, and they should aspire to conform to the methods of a.m.m. (but sadly, most of them will never succeed)
– hey, are you hanging out with alex this weekend?
– no. he hasn’t asked me to do anything. he’s such a f-cking daffodil.
a shallow, beautiful women; one who offers little more then face value. a good-time girl.
think of the daffodil’s who entertain at angelo & maxxie’s.
written at town-end, grasmere. the daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of march, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.
daffodils:
i wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair england’s gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
and yet…..
i cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
i feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the f-cking b-st-rd c-nt w-nks,
come on you tw-t faced -rs- c-nt,
i’ll kick the living f-ck from your sh-tty b-ll-cks – c-nt, w-nk, f-ck, sh-t, f-ck, sh-t, f-ck.
used when describing one’s -ss
kiss my shiny metal daffodil -ss