Chocolate Jubbly Slide
chocolate jubbly slide (v): -n-l-s-x between a man and a woman in which the man uses the womans fecal matter as the only source of lubrication. the woman applies bowel-movement pressure in sync with the mans thrusting to keep the fecal matter spurting out to provide an uninterrupted experience. (see strawberry jubbly slide)
note:
first used on g4techtv’s the screen savers on 10/05/2004 in their “top 5 reasons why your girlfriend left you” where it was mentioned and held the number two spot. the following is a quote of the list:
the top 5 reasons why your girlfriend left you
5. m-ssive pr0n collection crashed her computer.
4. missed her birthday while leveling your jedi knight.
3. you look like bill gates — but with no money.
2. she doesn’t like the chocolate jubbly slide.
1. too much time playing with your xbox instead of with her xbox.
wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh
hubby: that’s right, i’m riding that f-cking chocolate jubbly slide!
wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh ugggghhh
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