Chocolate Kazoo
similar to the rusty trombone the chocolate kazoo is when a girl eats a guy’s sh-t while she simultaneously jacks him off.
“no thanks, i don’t want any pizza. i just gave a chocolate kazoo so i’m pretty full.”
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- chocolate slinger
employees at g-diva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases. “she rolled her eyes at me when i asked for banana chocolate truffles! it’s not like she’s mrs. g-diva or anything… she’s a friggin’ chocolate slinger!”
- Slutwat
ugly p-ssy or a nasty, sl-tty looking tw-t. neesta: yo so what did you and that chick end up doing last night? harry: we got pretty drunk and she ended up blowin’ me neesta: that it? harry: yea, she asked me to return the favor but that b-tch had a sl-tw-t.
- Chode Pony
1. a really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags 2. a person who is an enormous tool. that guy is super creepy. look at his chode pony! dude, you’re such a chode pony.
- mustard scab
when you’re f-cking and the girl has a cut on her and you j-zz onto it. yo man i heard they were f-cking so hard he mustard scabbed her
- Deirbhile
a caucasian girl who is attracted to men only of african descent. i’m a mad deirbhile for some black booty