chocolate slinger


employees at g-diva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases.
“she rolled her eyes at me when i asked for banana chocolate truffles! it’s not like she’s mrs. g-diva or anything… she’s a friggin’ chocolate slinger!”

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