Chocolate Lancer
chocolate lancer is a weapon skin from the game gears of war. no matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover p-n-s and inserting it into a v-g-n-.
guy: “do you like my chocolate lancer?”
girl: “i’m not into that… feces in my v-g-n- can lead to an infection.”
guy: “i’m talking about gears of war you stupid wh-r-!”
guy thinking…. “no i wasn’t… :(“
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