chocolate long john
an erect p-n-s after having -n-l s-x. p-n-s c-ck d-ck b-n-r woody hardon -n-l -n-s b-tt s-x b-tt f-ck
i had -n-l with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long john.
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