chocolate malted turtle
when you’re turtle heading a t-rd, but also want to have -n-l. so the t-rd gets yoyo-ed up and down your -n-l cavity only to explode out on completion
i really needed to sh-t but he came at me with the lube and i couldn’t say no, but i ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his d-ck
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