Chocolate Midwife
1. sh-tting in one’s own hand.
2. the part played by a male/female in -ssisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.
3. scat play, where one covers themselves in sh-t and continues to wait for more, hands outstetched.
‘my girlfriend decided she wanted to play the chocolate midwife.’
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the act of having a schweycl-t. for use in jolly situations such as: telling jokes, playing scrabble, using in sentences, pretending to have ones own, a subst-tute for a woman’s v-g-n-. “may your schweycl-ts be tantalizing and full of surprises.
- kickin it at the cradle
hanging out at one’s own house “yo snoop, what’s good?” “not sh-t man, just kickin it at the cradle.” “oh sh-t, let me come through!” “what’re you doing tonight?” “ah nothing…just about to kick it at the cradle.”
- cock-snacker
someone who loves to suck d-ck, one who snacks soley on p-n-s pete though not admittedly gay is a huge c-ck-snacker someone who eats c-ck as often as eating snacks. c-cksnacking is an art form when it comes down to avoiding to srcape the p-n-s with your teeth.
- Coffaa
a failed attempt at a coffee. this variation is popular in india where 1 incher’s bask in it’s flakey, leafy glory. lamiaj: hey itra, think ill get lucky tonight? itra: no way your a 1 incher lamiaj: oh, well want a coffaa? itra: sure lamiaj: score!
- Overbored
being terminally bored with your own humble life and times. usually results in the sufferer joining a subculture such as emo or goth and or writing bland poetry and publishing it on the web. other possible results are sl-ttyness and suicidal tendancies. overbored is a combination of the words over and bored!