Chocolate News
chocolate news is a satirical fake news show hosted and head written by david alan grier. its a show with sketches on black culture and a focus on how grier thinks typical african americans view things. it is not even close to as terrible as the mind of mencia is but its quite boring and not even close to being as funny as chappelle’s show.
bill: do you wanna watch mind of mencia?
steve: h-ll no!!!
bill: how bout chocolate news?
steve: no i’m not high enough right now. lets watch chappelle’s show instead.
bill: f-ck yeah!!!
(turns chappelle’s show on)
tyrone biggums: i smoke rocks.
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