when you’re reading a snicker’s marathon bar and realize you are obsessed with s-xualizing everything. then you check to see if it’s been posted on definithing yet.
status update: the snickers marathon bar i was given yesterday advertises a “chocolate nut burst.”
- Desk Hickey
the mark on your face that is left from a desk when you fall asleep in cl-ss. “dude, were you sleeping in english? because you have a huge desk hickey on your cheek!”
- Bum kernel
1. someone who reminds you of th smelly reminents left on your b-ttcheeks after a particularily raunchy dump ohh man im going have to check for b-m kernels after laying that log!
neuropractic is a type of alternative medicine which attempts to diagnose and treat patients through manipulation of brainwaves using various computer -ssisted human/machine interfaces. neuropractic is based on cerebral self-regulation and -ssumes that inefficient brain function tends to interfere with the body’s general well-being. neuropractic uses the princ-p-ls of operant conditioning and biofeedback to -ssist […]
the act of trading up an item for something else slightly better, even though what you have is perfectly good. a small b-mp in features, performance or design that usually includes a hefty repeat purchase. 1. “when i saw the new ipod nano had video recording, i knew i needed a b-mpgrade from my old […]
when you have a fit of uncontrolable giggles. when i told her the joke, she had a giggle-gasim