Chocolate Paper
the little bits or often huge stains of sh-t left by someone’s dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
person 1: hey, have you got any toilet paper?
person 2: yeah, why? are you out?
person 1: nope, the one i’ve got is chocolate paper.
person 2: sh-t. literally.
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