Chocolate Peanut Bush
“chocolate peanut bush” is a slang term for hemorrhoids, which are also known as “piles” and sometimes more commonly as “b-m grapes”.
it’s generally used by those blessed with nice, normal -rs-holes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
jim: “blimey! i just had a check around my -rs-hole and my chocolate peanut bush is in full bloom… have you got one of those donut shaped cushions i can sit on?”
bill: “you’re not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, chocolate peanut bush growing b-st-rd… special cushion or not!”
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