Chocolate Revenge
(only applicable to females and h-m-s-xuals.) noun. the act of attending a party, and taking laxatives and drinking large quant-ties of water 1-5 minutes prior, and then show up pretending to be intoxicated. one then proceeds to flirt profusely with a male who has deeply wronged you, or whom you simply despise, and begins to lure him to a secluded area, where one proceeds to encourage strictly -n-l s-x. once he is in, you proceed to let loose your bowel movement that has been building up the past 15-30 minutes. as a result, the object of your hatred is sprayed and ideally becomes covered with runny fecal matter, and quite possibly develops a severe bladder infection.
“aw, dude, i got a bladder infection after mary anne pulled a chocolate revenge on me for nailing and bailing on her sister.”
” you should have seen the look on todd’s face after i took my chocolate revenge on him last night.”
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