Chocolate Santa


a s-x act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.
i ate her out, licked her t-t, then sh-t in her bed and left, it was a chocolate santa.
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a black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.
fav: i always see that brotha with a different white chick.
bones: some chicks dig a chocolate santa.
an old robust black man with a white beard and white hair
“he looks like santa”
“but he is black?”
“yah he is a chocolate santa”
the ups delivery man. he dresses in brown and brings you gifts.
all the people in my office love it when chocolate santa arrives!

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