chocolate slurpee
when you make your partner stand on their head, give them an enema, and then insert a straw into thier -n-s and drink. this is best when the enema has been chilled for a good 30 minutes.
jesse and i were feeling really kinky last night, so i did a chocolate slurpee on him.
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