chocolate speedway


a popular phrase that refers to acts of -n-l penetration. see also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove
“yo man, like i was sayin’, tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn’t say no to a little chocolate speedway!”
a nude -n-l game, usualy taken part by g-yl-rds or straight s-xually adventurous men (g-yl-rds)or navy men (kaylords) or men with good girls.
simon – “hey duano, chuck that big salami down the dark alley, it will be like riding a speedway bike through a chocolaty puddle.”
duane – “ok sime lets go chocolate speedway , bend over”

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