chocolate squeegee


the act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one’s foot.
jake: aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on woodrow’s sh-t this morning.
alex: that’s awesome, but why are aaron and woodrow showering together?

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