chocolate squirl
when a women sits on a man’s lap and engages in covering the t-st-cl-s with fecies.
charlene approached me with a swagger, sat on my naked lap and began to cover my nuts with her warm b-tt love. when she finished she turned and i announced “that’s the best d-mn chocolate squirl i have ever had”.
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