Chocolate swirly
the ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a mult-tude of t-rds inside of it. the victim’s head will stink for hours, even days if the t-rds are rancid enough.
bully: ha! i gave nelson a f-cking chocolate swirly! now his hair is all brown!
guy: you’re an -sshole.
chocolate swirly: the act of giving someone a cl-ssic swirly, however, the toilet has been used by the perpetrator of the swirly, or if the toilet has just been used in general.
johnny’s day was to become a further series of eternal disappointments, as the football team ensared him by the neck, to deliver unto him a chocolate swirly; bane of the freshmen.
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