chocolate tampon
inserting a tampon, prefferably a super or maxi into a males or females -n-s. thus leaving a brown ” chocolate ” coating on the tampon. once removed & ” coated ” you must project the tampon at an enemy or someone strongly disliked.
my best buddy was nailing my girlfriend, so i hit him with a chocolate tampon.
a phallic reference that a black guy uses when he
is tryin to f-ck and the girl says she is on her period
you’re on the rag? it’s all good girl, i got this chocolate tampon that will make it all better. it tastes good too…
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