chocolate thumb


to chocolate thumb someone is to place your hand in the ‘thumb up’ position and rest it on a seat next to you so that when a person sits down your thumb goes up their -n-s.

penatration of the -n-s is unlikely when the victim is fully clothed, however not impossible.
f**k off dave, you’ve chocolate thumbed me three times tonight!

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