chocolate thunder


nickname for basketball legend darrel dawkins. famous for breaking back-boards and naming his dunks. it is also important to note that the name “chocolate thunder” was self given.
chocolate thunder, was generally over-rated while he played for the sixers.
what you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

the sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

“d-mn, shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder.”
a name used to describe a s-xy dark skinned male or female.
when i think of reggie bush, the first word that comes to mind is d-mn that’s some fine chocolate thunder!
explosive diarrhea
bob had chocolate thunder all night.
while having -n-l s-x the women farts and sh-ts on your d-ck
john 1:dude i got chocolate thunder last night

john 2:what dude thats nasty!!!
john 1: i know you should tell your mom to use the bathroom before i hit that.
when a black girl p–ps
my latisha was laying down some chocolate thunder, that sh-t was stanky!
the act of getting a bl-w j-b with a chocolate condom on and then proceeding to hot and sweaty -n-l s-x.
“mathew chocolate thundered the sh-t out of that b-tch last night.”

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