chocolate top hat


usually happens during surprise -n-l, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. you usually get a five second warning after you mash a t-rd with your meat stick. then suddenly, she needs to sh-t, so you pull out and the tip of your p-n-s is wearing a top hat made of poo.
“after katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. no amount of soap can ever clean me. i might as well throw my d-ck out.”

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