chocolate torpedo
when you take a sh-t and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen sh-t and proceed to throat d-ck that hoe with that sh-t.
denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, b-tches throat ain’t gonna be right for a month.
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