when you shart into someone’s mouth while plugging their nose.
her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.
- Chocolate Wristwatch
a brown sh-t ring that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone in the -ss. my girlfriend offered to try something new in the bedroom for my birthday…so i told her i wanted a chocolate wristw-tch. she doesn’t ask what i want for presents anymore. a ring of cr-p that gets stuck around your […]
- Choi Seung Hyun
the oldest member in the korean boy band bigbang. the s-xiest too… a.k.a t.o.p! married to yuna! he’s very s-xxyy! he’s a rapper. hey look, there’s a choi seung hyun!
choukri is the man who will captivate you with his wicked charm, dazzle you with his smouldering dark arab eyes, and steal your heart with his smile. when he laughs, the whole universe comes to a halt to hear him. just seeing his name will make your heart race. when he gets angry, look out […]
someone that is so caught up in christmas that they buy new christmas decorations after christmas, also could be someone who will wrap their own christmas presents. “he has to leave early from the “secret santa” party to go buy new decorations for next year the typical christmaholic.”
- Chronic Colonic
it is said that when john wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don’t die with the same issue. some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated chronic colonic. wow, bob sure looks bloated today. […]