chocolosophy
philosophical system proposed by leah a. goodling comprising the belief that all people should seek happiness through chocolate-eating. princ-p-l teaching is summed up in a quote from sophius aimus, “i think everyone should just stuff their faces with chocolate! best philosophy ever! they cant talk! n they r happy!”.
i am a devout student of chocolosophy.
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