choctaw hayride
choctaw hayride is a perverse s-xual position in which during the performance of doggy style, you insert your thumb in a woman’s -n-s, and spread the remaining fingers out to resemble a head dress (choctaw), and with the hand that’s left free, you pull on her hair to simulate the reins of a horse (hayride).
hey babe, do you want a portugese breakfast or a choctaw hayride?
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