beating off in the shower
girl: why are you taking so long in the shower?
boy: i’m caulking!
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depositing your s-m-n in the b-ttcrack of your s-xual partner.
wow, i watched this p-rn star give a girl a good caulking after s-x.
the act of having one’s -sshole filled to the rim with seaman.
did you see the p-rn where p-rnstar polly asked for and received a caulking?
to sh-t on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base… with p–p.
caulking – some douchebag caulked my toilet, i sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. double stuffed.
after the girl’s coochie becomes good and wet during s-x, the juice thickens up and looks white as it acc-mulates on the c-ck and p-ssy and will stay there if you don’t clean if off.
“there is so much caulking on that guy’s d-ck that it looks like he has been f-cking glazed doughnuts in the early morning at dunkin doughnuts before they are baked and put on display.”
a cosimo is a person who has fingers longer then 10 cm long, and is therefore amazing at bridge. if you see a cosimo walking down the street, you should run away, buy a house in ipswich, change your name to nathaniel and stay in that house for the rest of your life because cosimo […]
ctfu means “carb the f-ck up.” durian rider (author of ctfu): “eat more to live more. carbs are your friend. every f-cking meal: carb the f-ck up!” 14 more definitions cracks the f-ck up. when laughing so hard you can hardly breathe. when someone does or says something completly and utterly funny, ridiculous or stupid. […]
when the guy c-ms all over the girl’s body, face, t-ts, p-ssy, -ss or mouth and leaves her wanting more. that prost-tute got many c-mshots inside her p-ssy and got pregnant. 31 more definitions the number one cause of blindness in females ages 13-40. she was blinded by the hot c-mshot. to -j-c-l-t-. typically on […]
a crusty hoe: a cami cami is such a curdburger
- Dagger Vision
used occasionally by the nerdiest of the nerds to mean excellent eyesight. the dagger (the symbol †) has the unicode coding u+2020. “that girl must have dagger vision because she sniped me from half the map away.” 1 more definition a distinguished and inaudible way to inform people that they are p-ssing you off. the […]