chode-ache
post s-x pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one’s chode
holy sh-t, i snared a right ho last night but she wouldn’t let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. f-ck me it was tight and now i have got some really bad chode-ache!
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