chode finger


a extremely fat and short finger
dude, peter has some major chode fingers.
refering to someone whose fingers are bigger than they’re d-ck due to how fat they are.
dude! mr. yarosh has such chode fingers!
1. someone who has really fat fingers
hey dylan how do you dial a phone with those chode fingers.

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