Chode-Floss
1: (noun) a drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.
2: (verb) the act of p-ssing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one’s chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.
e.g: (v)
a: oh my god, dude! i think catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
b: why do you think that?
a: there’s red p-b-s all over it!
b: oh dude, that’s f-cking sick.
e.g: (n)
a: so yeah, man, i need to make a trip to bed bath and beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
b: good plan, dude. i’d do the same.
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