Chode Licker


1. a person who licks chode.

2. an odious, despicable, repugnant, piece of sh-t person who does not deserve any respect.
3. a crazy motherf-cker. aka “cookoo”
i caught my boyfriend thomas cheating on me, what a chode licker!

that chode licker thinks we should get back together! wtf?
someone who likes arousing peoples chodes with thier tongue
“yo i saw that dave bessells girlfriend the otherday, she was tellin me that she had started her new job as a chode-licker”
used as a insult.
“man, that girl mia is a chodelicker.”
“mia hates devil may cry? f-ck that, the chodelicker.”

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