Chode Probe


1.) a very specialized method of stimulating not only the prostate, but surrounding items as well, such as muscles, nerves, tissues, blood, and a slew of the same near the -n-s. it involves either a normally erect p-n-s, finger, medical stimulating electrode, d-ld-, racketball, or any other item that can apply a fair amount of pressure to the said area: chode; the pubic region between the bottom of the t-st-cl-s all the way down to the lower edge of the -n-s. the object of the s-xual partner or self gratification: masturbation is to produce either sensations to obtain an erection for the purpose of other forms of s-xual pursuits. however, if constant impact of either an erect p-n-s or otherwise is persistent, it may well result in not only a very active center of nerves and s-xual organs, but may well achieve an explosive -rg-sm. 2.) the act of chode probing, or, any act of the same nature as outlined in detail in 1.).
gay s-x: “no penetration, just a wonderful ‘chode probe’!”

hetros-xual encounter: “raul wasn’t very excited until i pulled out my largest, life like, d-ld- and pounded him silly until he came five minutes later. raul really loves his ‘chode probes’!”

introspective literary work: he kept slamming his sister’s huge d-ld- against his ‘chode’ area for almost an hour. finally, he pounded heavier and faster than before. as he came, the satisfied man realized that his ‘chode probe’ had definitely paid off!”

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