Chode Salsa
when blood from a woman’s v-g-n- or from a man’s r-ct-m leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their r-ct-m and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.
your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say “gross…chode salsa”.
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