Chode Sam


chode – a p-n-s/person wider than it is long. chodes are usually by the name, sam roberts and samuel l. jackson. they are chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. also known as tank sam.

sam means the name of one person who is – super at m-st-rb-t–n and is a s-xually attractive male.
my boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn’t get a good grip because he had a chode.

that guy is such a chode sam.

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