chode smoker

1. the art of sucking a hairy man’s short fat d-ck.
2. something you call someone for being a dumb-ss
“becky i’m sorry but i totally choded smoked your bf last night”

“bro quit being a chode smoker”
for those of you who comprehend the relevant definitions of the nouns “chode” and “smoker,” the connotation of this compound noun, whether hyphenated or no, should be patently apparent. possibly attributable to either beavis or b-tthead of the animated series created by one mike judge.

n. 1. one who savors the taste of that elegant slab of flesh betwixt the scr-t-m and the -n-s;
2. derogatory designation applied to anyone who might otherwise be termed an “-sshole.”
that chode smoker sean penn has uttered yet another absurd public political polemic.
#b-tt muncher #choad smoker #-ss lick #taint munch #-n-l spelunker
one who sucks the chode.
“dude he’s ghey!…..what a chodesmoker!”
someone who orally engages a ‘chode’ (a p-n-s thats wider than it is long)
jamie cullam is such a chode-smoker.
a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with “snowballing” and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.
dammit, joan! if you weren’t such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn’t keep swelling up and turning into a claw!make me a sandwich you saggy b-tch.
one who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. this person acts and looks as if they are perfect…just to make us -ssume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told…he does.
calvin acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,… when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..
#chode muncher #teenie weenie #hummer #b-lls n chin #and calvin.
one who smokes chode.
your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.
person who goes around giving any one they find a rim job. or describe some one who is a looser.
that dude carson daily who runs sh-t -ss trl on mtv is a total chode smoker.
#rimmer #-ss smoker #korn hole weisel #brown eye surfer #chill