chodeless pirate


a middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous p-rnographic adult movies. he always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. while he is a formidable p-ssy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. alas, the chodeless pirate.
“dude, what are you doing?”
“watching hustler tv. the chodeless pirate is in this one.”

“i’m gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick’s b-tthole like i just don’t give a f-ck.”

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