chodewaffle


when its really cold outside and your chode starts to get hard and cold like a waffle
d-mn dude its cold outside!! i’m starting to develop a mad case of chodewaffle
the chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the v-g-n- of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you’re called a chode waffle, you’re undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.
amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. fat chode waffle

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