the beer a stripper pours down his/her body subsequently consumed by any moron willing to roll the dice on the wheel of stds.
darryl had a sixer of chodeweisers last night at the party and now he has to go to the hospital to have a q-tip shoved in his p-n-s to check for stds.
- shallow hal goggles
when someone sees the inner beauty of everyone because they know physical appearance can’t be helped, but personality can. due to this, they “see” people for who they really are. a beautiful person can remain beautiful looking to them, however if their personality is ugly, the person with shallow hal goggles will not be interested. […]
- shakin' da bacon
a slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas “shakin’” refers to the motion of the hand gesture and “bacon” represents the p-n-s, or whoopie stick. hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch the notebook with me? nah, i’ll be too busy shakin’ da bacon.
when you can’t admit when your gay. “rosie always shalopies when it come to that question!”
- chodey lowe
someone who pumps numerous gallon of horse seimen into their -ss hole. dude your sister karissa is a chodey lowe!
a word of question and affirmation. basically for real + serious. “i got those kicks i told u about.” “forealiously?”