choditis


a diagnosis in which an individual is considered highly unattractive due to the absence of a ‘real d-ck,’ and instead have a chode.

*for an example of an unattractive chode, please see jumble chode
‘sir, i am afraid you have choditis.’ –no doctor ever.

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