Choff
verb – to react viciously in anger quickly without thinking
noun – one who reacts viciously in anger quickly without thinking
i read the first line of her email and choffed the sh-t out of her with the reply! then, i realized i took the first sentence completely out of context. i should have read the rest of the email instead of being a f-cking choff!
i was trying to explain i was late because i got in a car accident but my boss choffed the f-ck out of me before i could even get a word in… what a choff!
noun/verb: embodies the sound of a very pretensious, try-hard, metallica-esque snare drum. also the result of incompatible recording levels when playing said snare drum back through speakers.
“are you listening to this? the track sounds fine, with the exception of that choffy sh-t in the background.”
“choffy sh-t? man, that is a bad–ss snare sample i used!”
“well, it’s choffing my ears to death. please do away with it, cheerio.”
noun. (1) one who is unrefined in the social realm. (2) an unrefined individual suffering from social r-t-rdation. (3) usually suffers from early age male pattern baldness, displays a wide variety of creepy and uncomfortable smiles, has an overblown sense of baseball talent, suffers from extreme scoliosis, constantly tells untimely and distasteful jokes, and has a general lack of understanding of social situations. (see: f-ggot)
(1) hot girl: “are you guys gonna clean that up” choff: “why dont you do it yourself, b-tch” (insert creepy smile).
(2) person 1: “what did you do to that girl last night?” person 2: “nothing, i totally choff’ed”.
someone who is ridiculously s-xual down his mic.
someone who is always fapping off on roadside.
ridiculously s-xually frustrated.
‘shut up you choff!’
a mixture between a toff and a chav
e.g a choff is a person (commonly of chav background, or heritage) who walks around in designer clothes, talks commonly but attends a posh school and hangs around with a higher social circle, often new money and keen to flash their cash
courtney – “zomg check my like totally amazing new channel bag”
stupid, silly, lame
something that sucks
that’s some choff -ss sh-t.
to wastefully torch a bowl of marijuana
oh, man! you choffed my last bud of kb!
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