choft


when you have to take a cr-p and you sit down and poo falls out of your -ss you start to urinate on your floating t-rds, while sh-t is still falling out of you caca cave.
after taking it up the gary, shabombu rimjob honeycomb heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.
a nickname used for people who pretend to live inside the internet
g-d that kid is such a choft…

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