choke a bitch


when someone owes someone else money and doesn’t pay, that person must proceed to choke a b-tch. most often used in the scenario of a pimp and a hoe
wayne brady: what’s this? mr. benjamin looks lonely.
hoe: sorry daddy.
wayne brady: sorry? is wayne brady gonna have to choke a b-tch?
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the act of a pimp (see pimp) doesn’t recieve payment from his hoe (see hoe). a pimp then maybe have to “choke a b-tch” in order to recieve proper payment.
if i don’t get my money, i am gonna have to choke a b-tch.
what wayne brady does if you dont have his money, b-tch.
is wayne brady gonna have to get up out dis car and choke-a-b-tch?!
to strangle a female ususally in frustration to an action or a situation she has created.

peter: man, that girl sitting next to me at the bar keeps biting me!

eamon: there is only one solution: chokeab-tch.
when a person deemed a b-tch or b–tch gets on your bad side, whether the person be a prof, a teacher, a security guard at the mall, that annoying person at the market, or the -sshole who cut you off in traffic, the only response is to release one’s anger in a choking manner.
prof. h was blowing me off so much in lecture today, i was feelin i was bouts to choke a b-tch!

that granny in the crown vic cut me off in the fast lane and was goin 40!!! if she hadn’t pulled to the right, i woulda had to choke a b-tch!
when a b-tch gets so frustrating and annoying, all you can do is choke a b-tch, shawne merriman style.
shawne: b-tch, you annoying me.
tila: then get out.
shawne: b-tch, im about to choke a b-tch.
-choke-
to release stress; to yell obscene words out in panic or frustration; to m-st-rb-t-
i have so much homework right now i just want to choke a b-tch!

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