CHOKE A COLA


1. (v.) to squeeze a bottle of any liquid (preferrably cola) while someone is taking a drink. resulting in them choking on the rapid flow of cola down their throat. causing a large spew of cola and extensive laughter.
mike: brandon’s new truck is a mess and he’s mad at me.
billy: why, he just bought it…?
mike: we were driving the other day and he went to take a drink of his soda and i gave him a “choke a cola” he spewed soda all over the place.
billy: ha ha ha

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