Choke and Poke
the act of using one’s forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.
“how was last night?”
“great, things got a little freaky.”
“yea?”
“yea, started with a little biting. next thing i know i am giving her the ol’ choke and poke”
“your father would be proud son”
to receive a bl-w j-b while simultaneously playing a pokémon video game.
“dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when i was trying to catch a charmander.”
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