Chriester


a catholic who only goes to m-ss on christmas and easter, yet always arrives early and takes the good seats from regular parishoners.
hurry up mom, we are going to be late and have to sit in the gathering area. the chriesters are going to get all the good seats!

the d-mn chriesters are saving seats again like it’s the movies.

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