Choke & spit my salad


this is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. this can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve -rg-sm whilst laughing.
i saw a funny picture whilst flicking through playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

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