choke the bishop
noun: m-st-rb-t-.
in the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circ-mcised p-n-s.
after blowing it with every girl in the bar, dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
to m-st-rb-t-, to physically stimulate ones p-n-s untill -j-c-l-t–n. (males only)
david:
marcin: “f-ck guy!!! can’t i choke the bishop in peace?”
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